Money: Today, I finally realized that the only time my mother talks... - FML

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 05:18 - United States

Today, I finally realized that the only time my mother talks to me is when she needs money. FML

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By anonymous - 14/06/2016 16:47 - United States - Inverness

Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML

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By KaYLa_LoUiSe - 08/08/2020 08:03

Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2018 20:30

Today, my child told me when she makes enough money to support herself, she's never going to speak to me again. FML

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By Rain - 14/11/2016 11:43

Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 01:30 - United States - Sheppton

Today, I discovered that my mother has been stealing from me to cover her mountain of debt. I’m barely making ends meet as it is. When I confronted her, she had the gall to suggest I get a second job to support her. FML

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By Julia - 26/02/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I found out all the money my dad has been saving in the bank for me since birth has all been spent, by my mother who I haven't seen or talked to in about two years. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 00:00 - United States - Camden Wyoming

Today, I learned that now that my mom is dead, and my dad doesn't need my emotional support during her illness anymore, he's going to go back to insulting me every time he talks to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML

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By that was mine - 15/05/2015 22:26 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML

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By Mike - 11/09/2019 04:01 - United States - Burlington

Today, I called my mother to say hi. She spent a whole hour and a half complaining about how I never call her, bawling and calling me "a waste of human flesh." I call her at least once a week. FML

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mahamii_93 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:07

then stop giving it to her!

ricosan 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:14

Join the club.

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ThaHero 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 13:36

I don't even have a mother around for me, but that must suck.

goonie85 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 14:38

Well, do you ever call HER? Probably not. She may feel that you don't love her either, if she never hears from you.

pieofchrist 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 14:46

mine too! she asks for up to 300.00 per month. :( I can't say no either, cause I want my little sister to have food. just do what I do, ask for her online banking log in, and tell her if there's anything but food in her recent transactions, she's cut.

hmmmummhmmm 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 17:48

only food? so u don't care if ur sis has clothing, shelter, etc?

Nikkiys 0

Friday 19 March 2010 5:54

She can't get food stamps?

brucesgirl 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 15:05

don't give it next thing is shell want you to take care of her have her move in blah

babyboo1592 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 15:11

cut her off

jbadvocacy 2

Thursday 18 March 2010 15:14

agree@48

Hulk12 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 15:23

midget monster ???

indianabummer 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 15:29

Funny story...this is one of the secrets on postsecret.com this week...interesting how that works

themixedt4pe 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 16:36

My thoughts exactly...

lemusbe 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 15:52

Tell her to get a job..

squirell_AIDS69 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 15:52

well ain't that a bitch

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