mm stop supporting her crack habbit and teach her a lesson. you will need 3x stray cats. 2x blendtec blender. 4x bars of steel. 16 gallons of full fat cream not the light crap. 2 tubs of icream and the batman symbol. mix it all together and boom you got nice tasty revenge.

She may just think that she needs a reason to talk to you, otherwise she's shy, she doesn't want to distract you from work or whatever. You could try to tell her she doesn't need a reason to call you, you'd be happy to hear her any time. If you wouldn't, it's her who should be writing an FML, not you.

#40, I hear ya! always wanna keep lines of communication open in case u need a free babysitter. u can claim u already paid w/ all the wads of cash u gave when he calls u!

that is so ****** up... next time tell her u have no money and u need to borrow some....

op should call mom up someday

If I said that I care, would you give me $20? (USD only, please)

op stop giving your mother money if that the only she talks to you then she d'osnt deserve it

Ditto. FOL

wow she's YOUR mom and she needs money from YOU? shouldn't it be the other way around wow??? that's terrible broke ass.

YOU COPIED THIS FROM last weeks POSTSECRET!!!