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By DBR - 23/11/2009 22:12 - United States

Today, I finally received a paycheck for the first time in six months. I celebrated by promptly falling down a flight of stairs and losing consciousness. FML

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Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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By katiekat - 05/01/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML

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By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

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By sad as shit - 01/01/2016 00:41 - United States - Conway

Today, my life finally seemed to be getting on track after recovering from major depression, paying off most of my debt, and scoring an amazing job. And then I woke up. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Clumsy76 - 20/04/2018 15:00

Today, I moved into a new downstairs flat. I promptly fell down said stairs. I have a broken pelvis now and can't walk or go down steps for 3 months. FML

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By s13495 - 24/10/2013 15:52 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML

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By Lars - 31/01/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

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No more!

By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML

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jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:34

Why did it take six months?

xiambam 4

Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:17

Hopefully no one stole the check while you were unconscious.

Comments

f3_fml 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 3:42

...well that's a stupid way to celebrate...

Cristaderzi 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 3:43

Famished much Lol Fyl Its ok cause after your rested up you'll now have money too spend!

hetilla 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 3:43

Would have been wors if some1 has actually stolen it whie you were unconcious.

wiserman 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 3:51

um. was your paycheck in quarters or something?

bobsanction 18

Tuesday 24 November 2009 3:57

I'd fall down some stairs if it meant I could get a ******* paycheck. I haven't gotten one in four god damn years. (and no, I'm not on welfare either :(

wiserman 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 4:48

yet you still afford internet access. i'd be pissed if i were paying for your welfare and you had internet access.

Emma89_ 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 7:15

Uhhh...Ever heard of Library's??? they usually have free Internet. Also, #38 said they WEREN'T on welfare...learn to read before you be a douche.

wiserman 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 13:28

why, yes, i HAVE heard of libraries. and i'm fairly certain you don't need to capitalize them, or use an apostrophe unless they're being used to show possession (the Chicago library's copy of the movie, for example). You've heard of libraries too, obviously. Go and check out a few volumes about proper grammar, you little twit. "before you be a douche"? really? no speaky ebonics, sorry.