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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 22:35 - Italy - Milan

Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with my abusively controlling girlfriend. I don't know what I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML

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By badtasteinmen - 15/10/2015 18:19 - United States - Beaverton

Today, I finally got the courage to leave my controlling and manipulative ex. He took it well. And by "took it well", I mean he camped out my doorstep, held some of my belongings hostage, and tried to blackmail me into staying with him. FML

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You deserved it 1 859

Sweet relief

By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 03:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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Bad timing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML

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You deserved it 3 760

By RingAroundThe..SPLAT - 16/05/2012 04:10 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML

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You deserved it 2 883

Wrong end of the stick

By Matt - 03/06/2012 14:21 - Australia - Tyabb

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

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You deserved it 3 863

By Ngbaheir - 20/06/2015 02:36 - United Kingdom

Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2023 10:00

Today, after weeks of doubt and pondering the pros and cons, I finally broke up with my girlfriend, and she burst into tears. Feeling guilty, I tried to console her by saying, "Don't worry, we can still be cousins." FML

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You deserved it 814

By Anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML

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You deserved it 2 397

By Anonymous - 10/12/2013 23:38 - Bangladesh

Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML

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You deserved it 21 429

Talk about not getting the picture…

By Anonymous - 28/02/2017 19:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I finally worked up the courage to break up with my boyfriend. His parents weren't able to pick him up for 5 hours. I ended up taking him to a movie to kill time and end on a positive note, but now he thinks we're cool and back on track. FML

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You deserved it 2 028

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Thursday 31 May 2012 1:24

"Hey bitch, I'm leaving you." Wasnt so hard, was it?

Nicnats 3

Thursday 31 May 2012 1:23

How does that happen?

Comments

aswan10 3

Thursday 31 May 2012 1:31

She is yours forever. At least it's just abuse haha

llamafish 25

Thursday 31 May 2012 2:55

I fail to see the comedy here...abuse is funny now?

kimg0885 23

Thursday 31 May 2012 1:31

Leave her before you help the divorce rate get higher

ilovesuju 10

Thursday 31 May 2012 1:32

OP your fiancee is a bitch.

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Thursday 31 May 2012 5:19

You don't say...

Xephyr 1

Thursday 31 May 2012 1:32

Grow a pair.

mrtjawesome 14

Thursday 31 May 2012 1:33

lol

Wedees 15

Thursday 31 May 2012 1:33

Man up and break up with her.

lies_ah 3

Thursday 31 May 2012 1:34

leave her now! get out!

nebula748 14

Thursday 31 May 2012 1:37

This is a whole new level of whipped.

Burgessnk 0

Thursday 31 May 2012 1:39

If I was you, I would break up with her publicly. Post all over Facebook how things just didn't work out, then just stay the hell away from her. Don't answer calls, don't go over, be prepared to play the "jerk ex boyfriend". Just say NO and get out while you still can!

Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 31 May 2012 1:40

Don't marry her, you spineless idiot. If you are hating life now then it will be a million times worse if you are married to her. Buck up and be confrontational! A little pain and discomfort now will save your life later. Seriously. You need to hurt her feelings. If you can't do that then YDI