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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 22:35 - Italy - Milan

Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with my abusively controlling girlfriend. I don't know what I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML

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By badtasteinmen - 15/10/2015 18:19 - United States - Beaverton

Today, I finally got the courage to leave my controlling and manipulative ex. He took it well. And by "took it well", I mean he camped out my doorstep, held some of my belongings hostage, and tried to blackmail me into staying with him. FML

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You deserved it 1 859

Sweet relief

By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 03:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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You deserved it 1 568

Bad timing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML

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You deserved it 3 760

By RingAroundThe..SPLAT - 16/05/2012 04:10 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML

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You deserved it 2 883

Wrong end of the stick

By Matt - 03/06/2012 14:21 - Australia - Tyabb

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

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You deserved it 3 863

By Ngbaheir - 20/06/2015 02:36 - United Kingdom

Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2023 10:00

Today, after weeks of doubt and pondering the pros and cons, I finally broke up with my girlfriend, and she burst into tears. Feeling guilty, I tried to console her by saying, "Don't worry, we can still be cousins." FML

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You deserved it 814

By Anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML

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You deserved it 2 397

By Anonymous - 10/12/2013 23:38 - Bangladesh

Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2017 19:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I finally worked up the courage to break up with my boyfriend. His parents weren't able to pick him up for 5 hours. I ended up taking him to a movie to kill time and end on a positive note, but now he thinks we're cool and back on track. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 482

You deserved it 2 028

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Thursday 31 May 2012 1:24

"Hey bitch, I'm leaving you." Wasnt so hard, was it?

Nicnats 3

Thursday 31 May 2012 1:23

How does that happen?

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missanderson813 4

Thursday 31 May 2012 3:50

"I do? No I dont!" *fiance cocks her gun* "**** it! I do." I now pronounce you bitch and wife.

Mohawkachu 2

Thursday 31 May 2012 3:54

Wow dude you're a ******.

badassburritoz 0

Thursday 31 May 2012 3:55

Damn and don't go tell friends and other people that the reason you stayed and got engaged is because of sex. Lol

Shaneisabeast 0

Thursday 31 May 2012 3:55

Ok then, grow a pair and call it off if u dont love her

bellaboo123 0

Thursday 31 May 2012 3:57

How???

MrsStorms 0

Thursday 31 May 2012 3:59

Hmmm... Next time you decide to be a little bitch remember you were born with balls use them!!

RelentlessHero 3

Thursday 31 May 2012 4:00

Is your new fiancé a Jedi, perchance?

jade_conroy 6

Thursday 31 May 2012 4:01

Wow I didn't know that's how a break up worked..

silent_bride 5

Thursday 31 May 2012 4:01

Well, these comments are pretty disgusting. OP, I hope you can find the courage or the help to get through this. Abuse is never okay.

janerose21 3

Thursday 31 May 2012 4:01

single ready to mingle... oh wait !!!

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