By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 22:18 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML
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MandyMeow_fml 18

Well, I hope you felt like a complete bitch, because you acted like a royal one.

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brandoneyez1 25

It's a new relationship, and your entitled to your feelings. Just don't express them anytime around a birthday. Might get surprised.

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Nilorak 24

Also how do you know it's a new relationship?

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brandoneyez1 25

Clearly by OPs feelings of the kids that's why she's complaining.

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Lil_Red777 21

He could've been with her for years and OP is just now saying something.

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afkwarrior 25

Maybe if the daughter had burst out of the cake in a bikini, whilst the son was continuously blowing an air horn this would be more easily justifiable.

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Emmiii_fml 18

Bursting out of a cake in a bikini makes you a *****? I learn something new everyday.

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afkwarrior 25

I did say MORE justifiable, not totally. It doesn't help the image, especially not if it's for your step-brother...?

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paigexox0 37

The kids are a pretty important part too..he cant just ignore them. I mean, they would be his step children.

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mansen 15

When you date someone who has kids, the kids are part of the package. A person cannot ignore them or pretend they don't exist. It is pretty important. And if it gets to a level where a person may be thinking of marrying said other person with children; a whole host of other factors comes into play as well. How does that parent treat and discipline their children. Are they neglectful, treat their kids as a burden, or are they an attentive parent, etc etc. How does the new person or potential step father/mother play in the new dynamic...as in raising these new kids, discipline, personal issues, etc. So yes, when you date a person with children, you are in a big way, dating the kids as well. (experience comes only from single friends with kids and their dating experiences as being told to me. So, what I have learned from second hand sources can vary from other peoples experiences or those currently going through it themselves. Thought I may need to add this disclaimer for anyone who may go, "but in my/my friends case..blah blah blah".)

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Soundslikeothers 15

"Dad I've got something to tell you!!" "Son can it wait, we're... a....in the middle of something..." "No!! I've waited long enough to tell you this, I can't keep it in any longer!" "Ugh! Fine, what is it?" "I hate your girlfriend!!! she's a bitch!! oh and let's not forget about her ***** daughter!!! I can go on for days about that ****!! And where do I even begin about her son he is such a dick!!..." "Son!! Son!!, you might want to...." "No dad let me finish!!" "SURPRISE!!!!!"

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xsydneyx123 28

OP said that the girlfriend and her children heard the insults, they probably wouldn't have said "Surprise". It would have been more like an awkward silence..

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vikky538 28

well apart from celebrating your birthday alone after that...happy birthday OP...

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screwt 9

Happy Birthday.. Do try to grow up a little this year!

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stargirl_95 24

YDI. You're entitled to your feelings but the language you used was unnecessarily harsh.

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laden_swallow09 34

You don't have to worry about pretending to be nice to them, anymore… so, win?

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