Miscellaneous: Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said...

By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 22:18 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML

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By clewie - 31/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My dad showed up to my birthday dinner wasted, was loud and obnoxious the whole time, sexually harassed our waitress, then invited my annoying, bratty nephews to come home and spend the night with us. They're sleeping in my room. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anon - 01/04/2015 06:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML

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You're welcome!

By birthdaygirl - 22/10/2024 09:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my mom to let her know I was coming home for my upcoming birthday, as I haven’t seen my parents in months. She then stated she hated my birthday because it reminded her she was getting older, and they may have preexisting plans that evening anyways. Really feeling the family love… FML

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By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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Scumbag

By old mom - 29/09/2023 06:00

Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML

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Deep-seated resentment

By Boyufd - 14/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML

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By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML

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Birthday gift

By Anonymous - 02/02/2020 03:00 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to bring my obnoxious ex to my birthday party. FML

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Armchair psychologist

By Mom - 27/11/2023 07:30

Today, I spent yet another lunch venting to my best friend about how much I hate my teenage son's girlfriend, thinking he should be with someone less outspoken. Apparently she got tired of listening because she eventually snapped, "Oh for god's sake, just admit you want to fuck your son already!" and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2015 00:00 - United States - Granger

Today, I got together a surprise party for my mom's birthday. I invited all her friends and her douchebag boyfriend who I don't get along with. When my mom got home, he took credit and got her friends to back him up with bribing. My mom said I'm selfish and horrible for not trying for her. FML

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Saturday 23 August 2014 12:35

Well, I hope you felt like a complete bitch, because you acted like a royal one.

tony1891 22

Saturday 23 August 2014 12:35

Happy birthday!

Comments

Noreason89 6

Monday 25 August 2014 1:57

What a douche

crankdeer 3

Tuesday 26 August 2014 20:06

Stupid shit.

The_Waffletime 1

Wednesday 27 August 2014 18:28

Op its important for you to vent your feelings about a fathers new girlfriend or family before it becomes a bottle of rage trust me I made that mistake and it backfired like hell

Florentina 17

Thursday 22 January 2015 8:23

YDI. For sure.

withered 30

Thursday 4 August 2016 12:18

The way you insulted them gives me the feeling that the problem is in you and not them. Bitter and can't get over the fact that your father moved on? Feeling left out? Deal. With. It.

fmyinternet 13

Friday 2 September 2016 5:58

Yeah your word choice was poor and that was a little low, but at the same time you would be living with them, so you have a right to voice your opinion... But like I said YDI for word choice

IvanTheWolfie98 10

Wednesday 28 September 2016 5:13

I understand this. My dad had a girlfriend when I was still a minor, and she ****** sucked. Found out she was on drugs, that's a whole other thing. But she was a completely obnoxious, insecure bitch. And idk of her daughter was a *****, but she sure as hell did dress like one. I told my dad many times she was not good, but he didn't listen. Eventually he got her out.