Love: Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love... - FML

By womanlover12345 - 18/07/2011 16:05 - Spain

Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:23 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML

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By KaLa - 08/02/2009 16:30 - Canada

Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2015 11:04 - Netherlands - Dronten

Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2021 18:01 - United States - Angier

Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML

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By fedemere - 28/05/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML

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By LukeSkywalker - 23/12/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

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By music man - 25/02/2012 00:50 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML

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Bad sign

By ITalkGood - 28/12/2009 00:37 - France

Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML

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Denial

By Unreciprocated - 25/02/2016 06:12 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML

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By Oraashi - 26/06/2012 17:18 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML

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AnonymousOne234 3

Monday 18 July 2011 23:41

ouch sorry op..ive had that happen to me before..it suks

jamie72596 9

Monday 18 July 2011 23:42

Keep working on it, sometimes four months in not enough to feel love.

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DReamBig24 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 4:43

four months isn't long enough to know you live someone ydi for putting her on the spot

partygril378 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 6:38

:/ u know, u don't hav 2 be a bitch just cuz u think ur better than everybody else, cuz u know wat ur not in any way better than anybody else nether am I but I'm not going around sayin' "ydi cuz of,ur name, age, race,ect." maybe next time u comment on something read it first!!!!???

cptmorgan14 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 4:44

4 months!! yeah I would have said the same thing hun

elenawagner 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:10

My boyfriend said the same thing! lmao ... we've been together over 7 yrs now :)

OriginalPooh01 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:21

Two words. kill her. YDI for not being lovable! XD

helterskeltersmi 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:32

good manners, that one!

unluckygrk12 8

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:32

happens to all of us man... dnt sweat it

unluckygrk12 8

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:35

on a side note , i usually wait for the girl to say it first. rly helps.

AxelFML 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:44

She's a bitch.

Maramies 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:44

sorry for that.. i hurts like hell...

lackofhobby 2

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:56

She will love you when you will date someone prettier

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 19 July 2011 6:07

maybe she's never been loved before

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Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a weird wart-removal ad came on. He watched in disgust as the lady's wart said rude things to her. Then he looked at me and said seriously, "I'm glad yours don't talk..." FML

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Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

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Today, my husband broke the vase and smashed the chandelier in the hallway, all because I asked him who he was on the phone with. His exact words were, “Do you ever just mind your fucking business? Goddamn!” Oh, and he told me I have to buy a new vase and replace the chandelier. FML

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