By anon - 21/06/2011 11:52 - United States

Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 834
You deserved it 7 272

Same thing different taste

Top comments

At least you went on a date with your crush!

hook_em 0

just one question. how do you know what a dying slug feels like on your lips? do you eat them things or something?

Comments

BryBabyyy 4

Ew I've kissed guys like that it's so nasty I'm sorry hun :/

kitsune3 20

oh, boohoo. This is FAR from being the worst thing that could have happened to you. Grow up.

Just tell him and teach him how to kiss, he'll understand....... hopefully

Let me guess, sloppy and lazy? Yum!

Why would it make you think that though?