By anon - 21/06/2011 11:52 - United States

Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML
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Same thing different taste

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At least you went on a date with your crush!

hook_em 0

just one question. how do you know what a dying slug feels like on your lips? do you eat them things or something?

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anovick 0

Maybe his breath smells Luke a dying slug?

CaiteeElizabeth 0

OP- Well, I'm not saying that it ruins it because he's been one of my best friends for years and I love the kid to death. So I'm obviously not giving up on him. He actually asked me to go steady today :) Also, I did say it made me think of a dying slug... how you made that into me kissing one? I've got no clue how that was managed.

how does that work? lol you've kissed a dying slug?:P

wait, why do you know what a dying slug feels like in your mouth?

ectamar 0

ouch! well your two best options are teach him how to do it right, or leave him be.

CaiteeElizabeth 0

I said it made me think of that, not that it felt that way.