By anon - 21/06/2011 11:52 - United States

Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

At least you went on a date with your crush!

hook_em 0

just one question. how do you know what a dying slug feels like on your lips? do you eat them things or something?

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paulapogo1995 0

ahh I know how you feel...the same thing happened to me with my crush but we worked on it and I believe you should also

wtf? dying slug? that's mental. I mean... when people say that someone is bad at having sex or kissing, it's all mental. Yeah I can understand practice, nobody is a perfect kisser, but in your case... that's just messed up. I've been married for 19 years, and it's all mental. It's only bad if you put that thought in your mind. Your mind controls the kissing, the lips just do the work. lol ever look at the reality of it?

that for me is a total turn off. if he can't kiss properly i say goodbye

So if he was your soulmate, a person who makes you happier than anything you'd still leave him if he couldn't kiss? what's with society?

niralz16 0

you know how a dieing slug kisses?? o.O

dancerNsinger4li 0

Sooo who's the sloppy kisser, you or him? :^)

and that just totally ruined my appetite...

guys you like are not who you think they are. you only find out later on...