By anon - 21/06/2011 11:52 - United States

Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML
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Blueglasscup 18

At least you went on a date with your crush!

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hook_em 0

just one question. how do you know what a dying slug feels like on your lips? do you eat them things or something?

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emount286 0

did u put salt on him to see if he bubblef up?

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Ashtonvandy 0

Now when you kiss a dead slug it will remind you of kissing your crush...

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little95_fml 0

what if he thought the same about you?

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PinkHorset 5

how would u know how a dying slug taste's like???

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quepasaguapo 10

There was this guy I really liked. We went out for a couple weeks before he kissed me. He was a horrible kisser. He had a giant tongue and the lower half of my face would be wet when he was done kissing me, it turned me off SO bad. He was a really sweet and sensitive guy, and I didn't want to tell him and hurt his feelings, but after a couple more days of trying to endure his kisses, I broke it off because I couldn't take it. I never thought that kissing would be a make it or break it deal, but in this case it certainly was. *shudder* I want to throw up when I think about kissing him again.

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sfaham01 0

let me take u out on a date ... when I kiss u u will be on a diff planet

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CassieBoo143 12

that happened to me before ! I almost puked in his mouth ....

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