bad breath??

did u put salt on him to see if he bubblef up?

Now when you kiss a dead slug it will remind you of kissing your crush...

what if he thought the same about you?

how would u know how a dying slug taste's like???

There was this guy I really liked. We went out for a couple weeks before he kissed me. He was a horrible kisser. He had a giant tongue and the lower half of my face would be wet when he was done kissing me, it turned me off SO bad. He was a really sweet and sensitive guy, and I didn't want to tell him and hurt his feelings, but after a couple more days of trying to endure his kisses, I broke it off because I couldn't take it. I never thought that kissing would be a make it or break it deal, but in this case it certainly was. *shudder* I want to throw up when I think about kissing him again.

let me take u out on a date ... when I kiss u u will be on a diff planet

Better than a living slug,

imagine getting ****** by a slug then..

that happened to me before ! I almost puked in his mouth ....