By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
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FFML_314 11

Run in place, in your house. Don't go outside.

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smileanyway 0

Don't let them get to you. Keep running and soon enough people will be shouting "Pump those skinny legs" and wolf whistling. Work it girl!

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_streets_ 19

awe just get a treadmill and run at home. i love my treadmill, I run it everyday.

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deafeningsilence 8

65 & 99- Um, what the hell? You can't see past her face.

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Lilllly_1316 0

Haha, win. ^^^ That was pretty funny. :)

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summersizzle 0

thank you 65 and 99 for giving a perfect example of the cause of this fml. seriously no one thinks your funny you just sound like uneducated douche bags that shouldn't be able to function in society. want to stoop that low? fine your both extremely ugly and a harm to society since you can't run the ugly away try putting a bag over your heads or better yet just crawl deep into a pathetic hole, because obviously you can't be with the rest of the society since you can't even be polite. dimwits.

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Mr_Zachary 0

You haven't read my profile yet, have you 147? Good luck with your career at McDonald's, illiterate mouth-breather.

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fthku 13

Oh stop being pathetic Zachary.

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Mr_Zachary 0

:'( I'm sad because your opinion matters to me...

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fthku 13

In contrast to everyone else giving a flying **** about you. I don't understand why you got so pissed off summersizzle didn't read your profile. :o I'll sum your profile for the lazy ones: "I am a pathetic dweeb".

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asherb0y 9

jerks.. I give you a lot of credit for doing it!

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perdix 29

Bullshit! You were just looking for an excuse to get back on your couch where you can watch TV and pound the chips and the donuts! Get your fat keester back on the road, crank up your iPod so loud you can't hear the insults, but make sure you have a Day-Glo Orange sign on your ass that says, "Caution: Wide Load."

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I agree with perdix. "Can't" get your courage up again? I guess not since you've already decided. You knew you were overweight and this can't be the first fat joke you've ever heard. Stop making excuses and go. Incidentally, all of you suggesting treadmills, do you have any idea how much they cost? OP might not be able to afford it or even have room for it.

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conan13_fml 0

I agree that she is just looking for a reason to stop running. in my opinion she posted this FML just to try to get people to pity her.

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TheDrifter 23

Op might also be significantly overweight. Most treadmills are only rated at 150kg (330 lbs or so).

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Acousticpixie14 6

You all seem to think that because OP has a negative view of herself that she must be huge. Haven't you ever met a woman who thought she was fat and disgusting and needed to lose weight, but she, in fact, was gorgeous and just the right size?

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azhein 0

155 if she was 5 pounds overweight or 100 pounds overweight the oc is still true. Running is still a good thing to do even if your not overweight.

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Acousticpixie14 6

I never said it wasn't a good thing. People on here are just automatically assuming that she's some sort of whale or something.

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Althos_fml 5

Running is cool but... that's not really gonna help you if you eat junk food or something not healthy. So I just hope you are also working on a "diet" (I don't think a real diet is needed, just eat less junk food and it's all good)

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starile 19

Agree about changing the eating habits, buy at least running is one of the best exercises you can do to lose weight and is a hell of a lot better than doing nothing.

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CitrusGirl 0

But some people are just naturally inclined to be fatter than others. I could eat junk all the time and stay skinny but my best guy friend tries to eat healthy and still gains weight.

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agamid 1

ipod and headphones. keep going though, they're not worth getting upset about.

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flightby1 0

run late at night or super early in the morning

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dandawg69 0

don't take it personally and don't give up! we all have our obstacles and you shouldn't let them bother you, just keep going

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Invader_GIR 0

Ouch. FYL for getting insulted about something that shouldn't matter to anyone other than yourself, when you were trying for self-improvement against something the world looks down on. This is what's wrong with society. They actively bash people for being fat, and then bash them some more when they try to lose weight. Also, I hope you can work up the spoons to keep trying, or at least have someone with you who does. I won't blame you for not running after this.

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