Cheating, Dating and Love: Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend...

By too slow - 18/01/2012 05:09 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said, "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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By lovesucks - 01/09/2009 12:52 - Australia

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2015 11:04 - Netherlands - Dronten

Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML

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By biblio - 18/01/2009 02:55 - United States

Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML

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By anonymous - 31/10/2014 04:24 - United States - Rancho Cordova

Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML

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By fedemere - 28/05/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML

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By Easy-bake oven - 14/08/2022 14:00

Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML

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By cloudish - 21/05/2017 12:00 - Germany

Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML

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By Marcella - 24/10/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

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Nikkitaria 9

Wednesday 18 January 2012 12:09

She could have been lying just to get the upper hand in the situation. You pretty much just broke up with her, she doesn't want to look like she's affected by it. Or maybe she's a cheating bitch, I don't know.

UrLyfSuxx 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 11:59

You're better without her.

Comments

cash_monkey72 9

Wednesday 18 January 2012 12:51

Don't pay for your next girlfriend, alright?

darkknightdj 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 12:59

Maaannn tell that bitch bye!!

rick10255 3

Wednesday 18 January 2012 13:05

That's a good thing!

BlueHue 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 13:06

You can find better. :) I think anything would be a trade-up from that.

YooEfO 4

Wednesday 18 January 2012 13:23

Worked up the courage? Dude have some ******* balls to at least brake up with the bitch, if you weren't such a pussy in the first place she might of liked you more. And just because she said "way ahead of you" doesn't mean she cheated or has been with other dudes.. Idc how many thumbs down this gets people on this site feeling sorry calling her a ***** bitch.. When your the pussy even posting this shit on FML is pathetic you wanted the bitch gone she gone! Who gives a **** what she has to say!

KriiFahMoro 9

Wednesday 18 January 2012 13:23

Thats pretty immature for her to say that, Fyl OP. You should start dating her best friend, or her sister.

ByronJess 17

Wednesday 18 January 2012 14:43

Because that wouldn't be immature?

HiddenMonkey 8

Wednesday 18 January 2012 13:25

I'm currently waiting for some one to actually say (bitch) in the proper context. Not in the failed society way either.

youngsofly 13

Wednesday 18 January 2012 13:29

Bitch please.

HiddenMonkey 8

Wednesday 18 January 2012 14:34

I'm a guy. So even in the failed society you got the term wrong. Wanna try again?

xStaciexLynnx 15

Wednesday 18 January 2012 15:46

Do you mean to use bitch as in female dog? I'm pretty sure nobody's going to do that since this is an FML and has nothing to do with a dog.

HiddenMonkey 8

Wednesday 18 January 2012 16:27

I'm sure no one will. But just shows how stupid this generation is. I personally don't like being thrown into it, some of us actually are smart.

MsMindblowing 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 16:38

and you're not one of them...

HiddenMonkey 8

Wednesday 18 January 2012 18:35

No, actually I'm not stupid. But nice try though.

downtime 12

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:42

63, The lack of a word being used entirely out of context is not a sign of stupidity, believing in such a theory on the other hand...

DJD3STRO 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 7:31

Ur the one that's on here looking at the greatest life ***** and ur talking about proper language you should be a kindergarten teacher teaching this generations kids proper language if you have a problem with it FML ...people are so annoying GET A LIFE teaching u fukin goof

downtime 12

Friday 20 January 2012 0:07

I think we can all agree after reading 132's comment HiddenMonkey's point suddenly has a lot more credibility. Thanks a lot 132, you've just helped his point, dipshit.