By Anonymous - 23/04/2014 02:46 - United States

Today, I finished building a porch I've worked hard on for the past 2 weeks, and I was very proud on how amazing it turned out. Within 20 minutes of it being completed, my pregnant dog decided to crawl underneath it to have her puppies. I had to take half the porch apart to get to her and them. FML
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Nimmrodel 11

I would feel sorry for you but now you have puppies in your life so I can't.

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LCPLStewie 23

Good thing you know how to build a great porch! Luckily you didn't have to pay to get it fixed!

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rocker_chick23 27

And this is one of the reasons you get your dog fixed. Good job with making the pet overpopulation problem worse.

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smokecloud_ 37

54 is right. When I was little, we had an unspayed girl cat who would get out and get knocked up. It happened 3 times, and one of her daughters we kept had a litter once. The two months we had the kittens were awesome, I was in a child's fantasy. Then came the day people came to our door to adopt the kittens. I was ok with this. Then there would come the day when we still had kittens that we couldn't keep, and my mean and scary stepdad would take them to the pound. My classmates informed me that I basically signed their death sentences, and how unlikely it was they would ever find homes. I was inconsolable for days, and begged my mom to fix our cats, but she refused because it was too expensive. Moral: I learned how to be a responsible pet owner by doing everything my mom didn't, because I was always haunted by the thought of all the little kittens who may not have found forever homes.

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rocker_chick23 27

#53: You must have never visited a shelter. Go to your nearest kill shelter and look at all the dogs and cats there. Now remember this. The majority of those animals will be killed because people were too lazy to get their dogs and cats fixed. All my pets came from shelters including my purebred saluki.

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coopercreek 5

I don't get it. Why'd you need to move the puppies? They're not going anywhere for at least two weeks. They're completely dependant on momma. You probably stressed them AND momma by moving them. They would have been fine. Just make sure momma has high quality food (usually puppy food). She'll be ok.

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mybubbles2000 13

Apparently she found it nice enough and safe enough to deliver her litter underneath. Hope she and the pups are okay. Sorry about how hard you worked on it.

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Micah_Nobot 10

That really sucks, but congrats on the new pups!

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Labyrinth13 20

Since you built it you should have made it so she couldn't get under it in the first place.

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Morning_fml 22

The more the merrier, right? At least your dogs know that they have an owner that considers them too.

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mybubbles2000 13

#81- I cannot believe that you would say something so nasty. That was really wrong. Just because her dog gave birth under her porch doesn't mean she should kill the puppies.

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Lang88 13

At least your dog was polite enough to give birth outside instead of all over your rug. Be great full for having a polite well mannered dog.

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pugpuggy 21

Yeah... When my dog gave birth, it was on the dining room... While I was eating... *Shivers*

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Lang88 13

All my dogs do is piss , shit , and make me sneeze. They don't do anything productive. They like to do all the pissing and ******** on the carpet. Dogs from hell.

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