Animals: Today, I finished building a porch I've worked hard on for the...

By Anonymous - 23/04/2014 02:46 - United States

Today, I finished building a porch I've worked hard on for the past 2 weeks, and I was very proud on how amazing it turned out. Within 20 minutes of it being completed, my pregnant dog decided to crawl underneath it to have her puppies. I had to take half the porch apart to get to her and them. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and best friend decided to "help" by assembling my new front porch while I was away. Ecstatic, they displayed their handiwork. It's charming how the porch is precariously balanced, it leans in such a way that it appears it will fall over if you walk through the front door. FML

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Today, I spent hours putting together a beautifully intricate jigsaw to give to my grandmother, who likes to frame them and hang them on her wall. Just as I was about to finish it, I discovered my dog chewing the last piece. FML

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By Completely Fed Up - 20/04/2016 18:55 - United States - Spokane

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By Handyhusband - 26/10/2017 13:00 - United States

Today, I installed a doggie door at my wife’s grandmother’s house. I was putting the door back on the hinges when I realized I had put it at the very top of the door instead of the bottom. I’m now trying to turn this hole into a window. FML

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By Deconstructed - 19/05/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML

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By dontfencemein - 22/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML

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By Sapphirlinda - 03/07/2010 23:25 - Netherlands

Today, my friend told me I'm not welcome in her house anymore. I've spent the last two months painting and doing it up for her, because she's pregnant and couldn't herself. I just finished the job. FML

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Wednesday 23 April 2014 8:49

I would feel sorry for you but now you have puppies in your life so I can't.

LCPLStewie 23

Wednesday 23 April 2014 8:49

Good thing you know how to build a great porch! Luckily you didn't have to pay to get it fixed!

Comments

NineeCat 32

Wednesday 23 April 2014 9:16

I'm sorry OP, that's a lot of extra work, but don't even try to deny the cuteness:)

baseballbv 17

Wednesday 23 April 2014 9:23

That's too bad but hopefully you got on board with all the cute little pups.

De_Bri 16

Wednesday 23 April 2014 9:25

I've heard of pound puppies but never porch puppies. Good luck with the new litter OP. :)

LifeMD 14

Wednesday 23 April 2014 9:32

Your dog probably found it as a safe place to have her litter, consider that a job well done building!

SweetasCandy0609 28

Wednesday 23 April 2014 9:47

But on the bright side OP you have beautiful new puppies to your household congratulations.

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Wednesday 23 April 2014 10:32

And now I have to get a DNA test...

r00nie 10

Wednesday 23 April 2014 10:50

thank you for the wonderful image that now refuses to go away!

Neesalun 20

Wednesday 23 April 2014 11:00

At least you cared enough to do this instead of leaving their care to chance. Well done!

Ihavegas 22

Wednesday 23 April 2014 11:49

hey pal, I think it's a nice way to christen your new porch. maybe in some way its a blessing, that this dog felt it was the safest places her litter. call it superstition or whatever but I hope this event brings you more happiness hence forth.