By Anonymous - 23/04/2014 02:46 - United States

Today, I finished building a porch I've worked hard on for the past 2 weeks, and I was very proud on how amazing it turned out. Within 20 minutes of it being completed, my pregnant dog decided to crawl underneath it to have her puppies. I had to take half the porch apart to get to her and them. FML
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Nimmrodel 11

I would feel sorry for you but now you have puppies in your life so I can't.

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LCPLStewie 23

Good thing you know how to build a great porch! Luckily you didn't have to pay to get it fixed!

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worldclassrager 39

After maybe selling a few puppies you can make a bigger porch...or have someone else complete it

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

OP won't make much money on the puppies, even if they're quality, papered, and purebred. Responsible breeders take all the puppies to the vet to get shots (which wouldn't be cheap for a whole litter), and some even have the puppies fixed so that way they know irresponsible people can't just throw their dog in with another and mate them. My old boss is a dog breeder and she told me that you don't make any money in the business, in fact you basically lose money because I think you have to pay to register the babies too. If you want to make money, dog breeding isn't the field to go into! Lol.

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PonyTails13 3

Obviously it wasn't built well enough. Porches should be able to keep out all critters.

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DanielleinDC 33

While it sucks to have all your hard work go for nothing, you should have 1) spayed yo' bitch (the dog) and 2) made sure that there was no space for critters to crawl (I've heard of raccoons, squirrels and other animals getting into people's under-porch crawl spaces. So this is simultaneously FYL and YDI.

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PresidentNorth 16

And what if Op isn't a pro breeder? What sacred breeding law has she just broken? dogs don't give a crap about who they mate with so why do humans care so much?

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#53- Because millions of dogs and cats die in shelters every year because irresponsible owners who want to "experience the joy of life" allow their pets to mate with anything that moves and then the litter winds up, one way or another, at the shelter. And no, I'm not saying that this applies to OP.

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belljars 22

Who needs a porch anyways. Puppies are better.

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1jordan1 11

What if...... Three days from now you decide to finish the porch once more. Your friends ask you to hang out for a bit and offer to give you a ride. You decline, because you have to continue on this porch. Later that night, your friends get into an accident and some of them die/get hurt. It's sounds lame, OP, but I'm a firm believer that everything happens for a reason, and this sound like it could have maybe saved you from something.

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rocker_chick23 27

Please don't post on FML when stoned. This takes the cake for one of the most idiotic comments I have seen

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mybubbles2000 13

What on earth are you comparing a litter of puppies to a friend dying?

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