By dgilbs - 27/08/2012 14:50 - United States - Cheboygan

Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 024
You deserved it 37 918

Same thing different taste

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Strange. When I get a new car, I always park it so far in the back that no one would ever park near it.

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afairshake 8

I'm sure the tax payers of Michigan thank you and the police as well never mind if a real crime wasn't being attended to because of your stupidity and exactly how does one forget they bought a new car sounds like you need to not be driving

DinoDropns 1
fudgeimout 2

I'd feel pity if she thought her new car was stolen, but OP didn't even remember they had one. My question did she describe her old car? Whoever has it now haha

AtreyuNukus 2

Seriously u forgot?! R u blonde? Cause your an idiot!!

DerMarktradikale 13

Maybe you should take some grammar lessons before you call someone an "idiot". It's "you're" not "your".

Abracadavre_fml 9

I love how a lot of comments are insulting OP. (sarcasm) It's okay OP! I forget things all the time!

Doesn't your key fob have the panic button to set off the alarm to find your car?

leahmae88 7

How could you possibly forget something like that?

BunBunBabe 8

How do you just forget you got a new car??