Love: Today, I finished polishing a song I was working on for my girlfriend.... - FML

By HobblinGoblin - 18/12/2015 06:34 - United States - Eureka

Today, I finished polishing a song I was working on for my girlfriend. The next words out of her mouth when we next spoke: "I want to break up." FML

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HobblinGoblin 11

Friday 18 December 2015 22:24

to clarify, she never heard the song. I practiced maybe a half hour a day for about a week, usually at night after she'd gone home.

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gmian 34

Friday 18 December 2015 20:40

Hey, at least you didn't sing it yet! You now have a song for the next girl ;)

RememberSchlitz 9

Friday 18 December 2015 22:34

Been there, slightly rewrote that song for the next girlfriend, married that girlfriend 27 years ago, still play her that song on occasion, still know the lyrics by heart. It's not the song - it's the girl.

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sephirothsChild 11

Monday 21 December 2015 10:13

I'm sorry bro that sucks, I've had the same happen to me, it completely ruins the song and kills the spark in righting positive music, but hey now I can write metal lol.

bacon_lover03 12

Tuesday 29 December 2015 4:06

Now might be a REALLY good time to break out your inner -Taylor Swift and write a break-up song......

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