Intimacy: Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed,...

By jsalmons - 02/06/2011 17:39 - Germany

Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML

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By blasted - 25/11/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML

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Friday 3 June 2011 2:00

Pimp slap her for me will ya? People like her piss me off, buy a damn ***** and call it good if you can't handle your man being away for so long.

bluetiger105 0

Friday 3 June 2011 2:03

What a bitch. She didn't even make it for one day, let alone a year. Dump her ass.

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eftup 9

Friday 3 June 2011 20:35

murder her!

tstevenson 0

Friday 3 June 2011 21:39

at lest u found out now rather than later... **** her man ur better off with out her

Oniat 2

Friday 3 June 2011 21:44

Keeping your legs closed is not hard. FYL OP, I hope you find someone more appreciative of your cause and is patient. Being in a long distance relationship myself, I don't find it hard to remain faithful since my guy's the one for me and I'd do anything for him. She obviously doesn't think that for you, and you deserve better.

RebelBorn89 0

Friday 3 June 2011 22:55

That sucks man, i went to Afghanistan and it happened to me too, all i can say is your better without her and you'll find someone who truly cares soon.

Namenlos_fml 20

Friday 3 June 2011 23:14

DUMP THE BITCH! She has to choose. She can either go a year without being intimate, or she can not be with you.

Omgpwned1234 0

Friday 3 June 2011 23:23

If I had a dollar for every sack of crap like you I see, I could buy the earth and rid dumbasses like you of it. 'Scouts Honor' .

Belovan 2

Friday 3 June 2011 23:41

What a *****.

yayo55 0

Friday 3 June 2011 23:42

**** that bitch man u can find urself a girl better then tht hoe

Ur1Temptazian 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 0:24

Typical tag chaser behavior!!!

jus2much 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 0:53

man I am so sorry - I hear it happens alot - well your wife is a dumb ***** who doesn't deserve you - and at the risk of sounding corny - thank you for your service and doing what others couldn't or didn't have the balls to do! Take the best of care and come home safely!