By jsalmons - 02/06/2011 17:39 - Germany

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Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
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rawr9able 4

Pimp slap her for me will ya? People like her piss me off, buy a damn ***** and call it good if you can't handle your man being away for so long.

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bluetiger105 0

What a bitch. She didn't even make it for one day, let alone a year. Dump her ass.

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taetay2010j 0

that's the worst excuse ever one I hate cheaters two women are disgraceful ***** and I am a girl some people bring shame fyl :(

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Poliahputz 0

Wow...tell her you wanna stay together but cant deal with referring to your wife as a ***** for a year

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Calyx_fml 21

A year is a long time. My wife and I love each other magnificently but even we have a three month rule.

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pan1cked 0

that's really ******* sad.

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rambi_fml 0

couldnt she have waited till her boyfriend left, geez guy i feel sorry for you

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ShrukiantheMad 0

More women cheat nowadays than men do. It's sick that people even think about being so selfish that they can't go one year without ******* someone.

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monnanon 13

where did you get your stats from? I would say its either an almost equal score or women feel guilt more keenly.

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matildalillyysto 0

stuff like this pisses me off for real my man is in the army and I would never ever think of doing something so horrible to him. I feel bad for you I truely do I'm sorry. it's soo sad that this always happens to the people in the military it's not right:(

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americansoilder1 0

that sucks brother, I leave for fort benning in a month and I worry about that everyday...it kinda eats at ya when u have nothing but time to think about what might be happening

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lowshadows 21

true, i haven't even been deployed yet and the bitch cheated on me. Congrats on FT. Benning, graduated last August Alpha 1-19 Infantry Regiment. HOOAH!

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