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By jsalmons - 02/06/2011 17:39 - Germany

Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML

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By blasted - 25/11/2009 13:56 - United States

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Friday 3 June 2011 2:00

Pimp slap her for me will ya? People like her piss me off, buy a damn ***** and call it good if you can't handle your man being away for so long.

bluetiger105 0

Friday 3 June 2011 2:03

What a bitch. She didn't even make it for one day, let alone a year. Dump her ass.

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kandii_kidd 0

Friday 3 June 2011 4:19

couldve she have waited until she knew you were gone gone damn sorry op

saintninja 0

Friday 3 June 2011 4:23

your saving people's lives while she is pleasuring herself that's messed up

HyundaiOwner7 0

Friday 3 June 2011 4:25

Um... no.

dennis96411 12

Friday 3 June 2011 4:26

True love waits...

cheyenne_audrie_ 0

Friday 3 June 2011 4:27

seriously save yourself the trouble and divorce her. it's just going to bite you in the ass later. get out while you can.

RockstarRN 10

Friday 3 June 2011 4:28

She's not the one for you then!

joeybull 0

Friday 3 June 2011 4:30

that's awful! time to say goodbye for good!

birdfreak 24

Friday 3 June 2011 4:39

get her a ***** and attach it to a pillow or something ; )

Fade2Black_fml 0

Friday 3 June 2011 4:40

I say off that bitch 4 sure..

AznRiceBox 0

Friday 3 June 2011 4:54

I'll be fateful to u

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