By jsalmons - 02/06/2011 17:39 - Germany

Spicy
Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 547
You deserved it 5 341

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Pimp slap her for me will ya? People like her piss me off, buy a damn ***** and call it good if you can't handle your man being away for so long.

What a bitch. She didn't even make it for one day, let alone a year. Dump her ass.

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jessie96xoxo 0

What a bitch. Why wouldn't she just use a vibrator or something? But this sounds more like she was cheating and said that as an excuse/cover up.

gtmustanggirl18 0

you need to get yourself a German wife their hot

I'm sorry man that is just border line wrong... should've talked about it at first if anything...she was full out cheating on you.. dump her she is not worth being with anyways! FYL...OP

The bright side of this is that this hoebag isn't getting any alimony. Courts frown upon adulterous women who have deployed husbands. Having said that, tell her to have all her shit out and the house professionally cleaned on her dime by the time you get back.

damn dude, you must be strong cuz I wouldn't know how 2 handle that

kendra8771 0

this is ridiculous! I could NEVER do that to anyone, especially a soldier. they are the men and women I respect the most, and spouses should comfort them, not degrade them by cheating.

twinklestars7216 0

sounds like you have yourself a ****

tophatprincess 0

That's probably to cover up the affair she had already been having. FYL for having to deal with that bitch.