By jsalmons - 02/06/2011 17:39 - Germany

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Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
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rawr9able 4

Pimp slap her for me will ya? People like her piss me off, buy a damn ***** and call it good if you can't handle your man being away for so long.

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bluetiger105 0

What a bitch. She didn't even make it for one day, let alone a year. Dump her ass.

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TheDrifter 23

Might I suggest a logging staging area in the buchenwald? Plenty of freshly disturbed soil around and traffic to hide tracks. With the benefit that in the fall tree planters will plant pretty saplings everywhere to hide everything.

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johnnybagodonuts 2

shoot her, it'll solve both of your problems

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Amandamhw 1

As an army wife, I know being away is very hard but it's totally do-able. My husband has been away twice and I've always stayed faithful! I'm sorry you have to go through this, you have enough on your plate. She is very selfish.

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lowshadows 21

Nice to know you're a devoted wife, it's women like you that gives us a reason to come home.

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InvisibleReign 0

dude do the right thing and send her pic all over the Internet and destroy her future

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mismonroe 0

You chose a winner, I've been through 2 deployments, and about 99 ******. It's doable. Giggety.

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mismonroe 0

Where's bayern? We're stationed in Schweinfurt.

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mismonroe 0

Well by ***** I more often mean vibrator. Seriously, though, there should be a warning "excessive daily use QUICKLY diminishes life span of device". Or maybe I shouldn't grow so attached and just assume my pussy pleaser will live forever........

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pan1cked 0

my hubby is deployed right bow and my little vibe has gone through 6 sets of batteries hahaha seriously though, we probably do need one that plugs in.

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MuchDance90s 0

There are sex toys that use a base that plugs into the wall; the toy sits on the base and charges (like a phone) while not in use. The base is about $30 and the toys run $80 to $100. Theyre not cheap. My friend has one and showed me; it appears to be very good quality. And you can interchange the toys.

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MuchDance90s 0

the company is called Fun Factory

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medicranger 1

can't even have waited until you were gone.... she's a bitch

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Drigr 9

the more boners changes his pic the more I dislike his comments... and he used to be one of my faves..

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PapaCool_fml 0

She doesnt like your **** as much as she does his one, but his one doesnt come with soliders wallet. Look at the bright side-u will have son up to 7 months old by the time u come back, just 2 to wait to help her with giving birth !

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SteelCladAngel 0

what a cow although masturbation isn't as emotionally satisfying as being with your SO it can be just as, if not more satisfying than being with your SO. my husband and I aren't often sexually intimate ((which sucks for me 'cause I like marathon do it 'till you're sore sex lol)) so I just **********. we've gone six months without and we /live/ together :-/

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SteelCladAngel 0

lol he doesn't watch **** he's just a ******* prude. I'm working on him though ;) plus I was fat and pregnant during those 6 months.

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