By jsalmons - 02/06/2011 17:39 - Germany

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Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
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rawr9able 4

Pimp slap her for me will ya? People like her piss me off, buy a damn ***** and call it good if you can't handle your man being away for so long.

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bluetiger105 0

What a bitch. She didn't even make it for one day, let alone a year. Dump her ass.

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oarisimo 4

I'm so sorry, OP. while you're off fighting for your country your wife is being an unfaithful slutbag. that sucks.

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abbytequiere 9

To all those who are saying his life sucks, which I will admit it does, think about it for a second. A year is a long time people. You can't really blame her..

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Jollymanroper 1

To the people saying you can't blame her, you make me sick. There is never an excuse for cheating on someone. If she couldn't make the commitment then she should of never married him. How do you think he feels knowing what she did and having to go serve his country.

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mlck1996 0

that's BS brother and a crappy thing to do while defending this country's freedom. ditch the bi+ch brother. get her off the free lunch program immediately. send her downrange and back stateside asap...

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dubiousabby 1

ill marry you!!! I am a sucker for a man in uniform (; HOTT

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patriciadusud_fml 8

I do agree. One year is long, and I do not know lots of guy who can be faithful when living in a foreign country for so long. You just have to look at all these expatriates in Asian Countries having these full body massages with young woman. Does that mean they don't love their wives ? Of course not... But one year, is a bloody long time.

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amanda_smith54 4

what a bitch seriously leave her!

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Drummerboy1234 0

it's understandable, I mean what she is saying. but asking to do that is ******* stupid.

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lowshadows 21

don't worry, her picture will end up at the Department of Defense Wall of ****** ha ha ha! It's traditional we take naked pics of cheaters and post them all over the world marked " *****" then to the DOD.

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lowshadows 21

the DOD is just a rumor i heard though.

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