By jsalmons - 02/06/2011 17:39 - Germany

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Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
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rawr9able 4

Pimp slap her for me will ya? People like her piss me off, buy a damn ***** and call it good if you can't handle your man being away for so long.

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bluetiger105 0

What a bitch. She didn't even make it for one day, let alone a year. Dump her ass.

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mismonroe 0

If he's military also, his career is FUCCKKKKKKKKKEDDDDD. DO IT!

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annihil8or 15

Honestly though what did u think was gonna happen?

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Haleyz_a_BOSS 0

What a ****, cheating on a soldier is like stabbing a kitten...but worse...FYL I'm sorry.

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navywifey18 3

you can find someone better! that's a poor excuse not to stand by your man. honestly, you're standing by our country your wife should stand by you! that's what it means to be a military wife.

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qasimahsan93 4

Chill out and respect thy soldier, or go put your own damn life on the line. They're out there protecting YOUR nations interests (as is the case with every soldier in every country) so give them some modicum of respect, because they're there and you're safe at home. -_-

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Boomer21 0

Your the one who's putting his ass on the line and she's complaining that she has her needs? OP she's a selfish bitch and you deserve way better than that....

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Orangebre21 1

Dump her ass now plz!!!

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maddy1028 0

unfortunately this is now the way of the world. sorry op! :(

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Pufferfish78 5

Buy her a ***** and tell her to go **** herself.

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