Transportation: Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years....

By dumpedandstranded - 15/10/2009 20:19

Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 05:32 - United States - Alexandria Bay

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2017 01:00 - Spain - Las Palmas

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML

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TriniRockStar 0

Friday 16 October 2009 2:58

he's a duche he dumped you because you had a panic attack

satanstoystore 0

Friday 16 October 2009 3:11

this is a win. you now know his true colors. better to know now then when youre deeply committed (kids, mortgage, retirement etc).

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ozymandias_fml 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 20:14

So she had to rent her own room. Big deal.

Camo_Love 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:33

You're way better off without him if he would break up with you over something like that.

nice_guy_ 0

Monday 26 October 2009 20:54

Proving once again that most women couldn't go out with a nice guy if their lives depended on it.

TheKitsune 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 15:16

Proving once again that "nice guys" are whiny bitches which is unattractive.

awesomeamandas 37

Sunday 24 August 2014 11:29

guys have panic attacks too. having a dick doesn't automatically prevent you from ever having a panic attack.

louie111887 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 11:48

ugh fear of flying is understandeble. but just to point out. planes dont crash THAT often. everytime i fly, i always think " what if this is the ONE that goes down." but nope never does

strawberryspacejam 11

Friday 18 December 2009 19:42

this is full of shit, it says youre in Alberta.

kimono_fml 17

Sunday 11 March 2012 18:45

because people ALWAYS submit their fmls the day they've happened! and YDI, I know what panic attacks are like and it's annoying when people spaz out over them. Get over it, they're not as bad as you make them seem. Not even close

Attica 20

Thursday 14 June 2012 11:17

FROM Alberta...

antihaterrr 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 17:03

wow if u have ever submitted one. before you would see that it says today al ready and u can't delete so all you dumbasses who are giving her shit for saying today and how she got a comp most libraries have computers so maybe she went there or her phone !