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By Anonymous - 25/06/2012 22:08 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

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By Kasey Eames - 23/12/2012 06:19 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML

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By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By Divorce? - 29/07/2017 00:30

Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2022 06:00

Today, while having sex with my husband, he told me to put my legs around him, which I did. He then whispered sweetly in my ear, "You better hold on tight spider monkey." This is when I knew my Twilight obsession went too far. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, a "friend" mentioned that my husband was "yummy", then asked if she could "have a turn" with him. I left and went home, outraged. When I told my husband, he couldn't conceal his stupid horny grin, and immediately tried to initiate sex. Pig. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2014 22:44 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 17:04 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML

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By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

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By bestiality? do I look like a pig? - 26/05/2013 20:50 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML

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Tuesday 26 June 2012 2:53

I love you, and your husband.

Forlorn420 9

Tuesday 26 June 2012 2:53

Better than butterface

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NothernNightmare 18

Tuesday 26 June 2012 6:53

Fluttershy. This name makes me think the pony is shy of cameras.

bryan21122112 4

Tuesday 26 June 2012 6:55

Her husband is a brony.

GothicAngel95 16

Tuesday 26 June 2012 6:59

Fluttershy is a pony from My Little Pony: Friendship is magic

Leslier_fml 4

Tuesday 26 June 2012 7:10

You opened your mouth...now deal with it.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 26 June 2012 7:55

You know, if OP's husband was not a Fluttershy obsessed brony, then OP did the right thing by "opening her mouth", which is a form of communication, something most couples need. You sound like a total douchebag.

otakuchica 4

Tuesday 26 June 2012 7:10

My little pony: friendship is magic

RobinKCS 9

Tuesday 26 June 2012 7:10

I believe Fluttershy is a character from My Little Pony. I'm assuming said husband is a brony.

courtneyparr 2

Tuesday 26 June 2012 7:18

Tell him you want him to be a ninja turtle.

MsNight 1

Tuesday 26 June 2012 7:19

LOL, I'd have said YDI for marrying a brony but safe ber that OP didn't know at the time, or even until now so... FYL OP, that's wrong on at least five different levels that immediately come to mind!