Miscellaneous: Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving...

By reallythough - 13/04/2013 18:07 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML

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You deserved it 48 154

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By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 744

You deserved it 38 699

Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 955

You deserved it 8 622

Just a prank, bro!

By fail - 16/02/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 575

You deserved it 68 099

By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 988

You deserved it 20 019

By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 020

You deserved it 12 016

Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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You deserved it 8 481

By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 13:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML

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You deserved it 2 485

By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 044

You deserved it 4 926

Quit while you're ahead

By noname - 20/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML

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You deserved it 8 275

By GshDrnt - 21/04/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

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You deserved it 6 607

DocBastard 38

Sunday 14 April 2013 3:36

Where is the "Your idiot friend deserves it" button?

Cusefan5 6

Sunday 14 April 2013 3:36

They deserved for using the ugly ass **** face

Comments

dermor 3

Sunday 14 April 2013 4:26

The duck face is so sexy! ...said no man ever.

NeatNit 32

Sunday 14 April 2013 6:24

see #9

alphatoomega 21

Sunday 14 April 2013 4:27

I'm SO going to do this now. Your brother is f****** awesome. I don't know why I never thought of it before.

andrealovvve 17

Sunday 14 April 2013 4:32

Hahaha ur brother is awesome! xD

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 14 April 2013 4:34

DUCK HUNT!!!

Azail 15

Sunday 14 April 2013 9:39

So many bad memories of that game and that damn dog laughing his ass off every time you missed

Epikouros 31

Sunday 14 April 2013 12:40

No, you misheard. It's about a duck ****.

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 14 April 2013 16:51

I shot at the dog on purpose.

ShadowedHuman 5

Sunday 14 April 2013 6:02

It needed to be done.

Ziggy122 15

Sunday 14 April 2013 6:06

In this case, I'd say YDI for associating with duckfaces.

FML_TJ 21

Sunday 14 April 2013 6:20

Brother FTW!!!

amifaiyaz 12

Sunday 14 April 2013 6:22

they had it coming.

perdix 29

Sunday 14 April 2013 6:54

Duck her if she can't take a joke!

DrSo 15

Sunday 14 April 2013 7:40

and break her window.

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 14 April 2013 6:55

If your brother didn't, any one of us FML'ers would have. Your friend deserves it. Show her this story and all these comments to at least make her consider to stop the insanity.