Money: Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and...

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML

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pyro33 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:17

"I thought he was freaking out BECAUSE I CUT HIM OFF" you admit fault and then you flip them off for it? YDI!

Contra 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:04

How can you leave your wallet on your car roof? YDI man, YDI.

Comments

Scorponok 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 15:41

You're a jackass.

nazooer 11

Sunday 19 April 2009 4:02

Well you did cut him off, ass hole!

xxx1234 0

Monday 20 April 2009 6:12

haha, ahh i've lost a library book, my glasses, numerous cups of coffee.

meeshupeeshu 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:44

lolololol! don't v such a jackass next time!!!!

I_have_no_future 0

Friday 24 April 2009 4:01

how much money didja lose???

ROARpie 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 7:50

Good!

jjs104 0

Monday 4 May 2009 6:05

that sucks but i guess it's what you get for being an ass

Stephai 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:16

Must be a sticky wallet.. but still it was funny.

iDuck 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:57

Why the hell would you put it there in the first place? YDI.

stlunatik806 0

Monday 21 September 2009 11:34

not only must the wallet have been very heavy to stick on your damn roof? but you must have been so naive to leave it open as well so that it could come flying out. i call BS