Miscellaneous: Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger....

By veggiegal - 13/02/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

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By Magaña.i.am - 16/04/2019 16:00

Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2021 04:01

Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML

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By mr_dinzaster - 30/05/2019 22:00

Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML

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By Toothy_Peg - 13/06/2009 15:13 - Australia

Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

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By empress gleskizor the third of glarkon - 18/04/2016 18:12 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I was eating an onion bagel and bit down on something hard. At first I thought was a really hard piece of onion. The "onion" turned out to be a tooth, and it wasn't one of mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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By Foufinator - 04/10/2009 19:33 - France

Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML

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It was yummy

By lilviss - 11/12/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML

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By Vegetarian - 14/03/2010 10:21 - Finland

Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML

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muchlovezoe 0

Monday 23 February 2009 23:06

you mean, it was SUPPOSED to be a veggie burger.

mishel 0

Friday 6 March 2009 14:40

#21: bones don't belong in burgers, period.

Comments

nintenDX 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 5:43

lol that's y I don't eat while reading these things and fyl

vollyball921 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 4:21

nice veggie burger? lol but tht sux.... but I wuddnt kno I've never eaten a veggie burger but FYL

skyttlz 32

Friday 9 April 2010 3:07

I'm veg so tell me what meat has that you can't get from other foods

missvee98324 0

Monday 26 April 2010 23:46

Did you notice that like 1/4 of the people who comment on this FML have pictures and 3/4 dont? o.O

Origami86 6

Friday 28 May 2010 17:48

Does anyone here who is vegetarian happen to be a football fan ? I know for a fact that there are such people out there. If so, little did you know that 3000 cows are slaughtered every year to supply the NFL with their footballs ? Hmmmmm...hypocrisy much ?