By GROSS - 07/03/2015 15:58 - Bangladesh

Today, I watched in horror from the doorway as my brother furiously scratched at his greasy hair and ate the large flakes of dead skin that came loose from his scalp. I think our real dad might be caged in a zoo somewhere. FML
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cutycat136 28

I couldn't even finish reading about this without gagging so I'm really sorry to OP for having to witness it.

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Flaming_Pandas 15

I hear that pouring bleach in your eyes can help to unsee things such as this. Best of luck.

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Brandon1337 29

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blazingshot147 19

I have that issue too, the only way I figured out how to fix it was to have shorter hair and shower every morning. It still happens, and I've tried my hardest to fix it, yet it's still an issue. Granted, I live in a desert so there's not much humidity to dampen the scalp much.

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6blondie9 4

perhaps you should get him some dandruff shampoo?

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starile 19

Not if there isn't any... hence the point of sending the dandruff shampoo.

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kitkatjoy_96 28

I meant since he likes eating it, he probably won't use the shampoo>_

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Acacia21 23

If his hair is that greasy I doubt he'll use the shampoo...

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cutycat136 28

I couldn't even finish reading about this without gagging so I'm really sorry to OP for having to witness it.

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MenacingMe 17

I gave a verbal "Ew". The image in my head is horrendous.

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rs89 20

The one time I regret having a vivid imagination *gagging*

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starile 19

Just real Quick and ninja-like. Mr Miyagi that shit right up: Wax on, wax off. Wipe the window, wash the hair

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LittleBells 17

I think I just died a little inside after reading that.

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donkinator 24

I'm all for trying new things, but this takes it to the next level...

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Flaming_Pandas 15

I hear that pouring bleach in your eyes can help to unsee things such as this. Best of luck.

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venomousflower 24

You would still have the disturbing memory in your head replaying and replaying

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mellajella 14

Or, you can look at pictures of cute puppies.

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cmonger 27

Yes, but that doesn't mean we should act like them.

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donkinator 24

so then flinging poo at each should be equally acceptable?

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cheeeksss 29

Humans and monkeys share a common ancestor. We didn't come from monkeys. Even if sarcastic, monkeys don't eat their scalp flakes.

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False_Stupidity 41

Oh my gag. You should introduce him to that wonderful product called shampoo, it sounds like they've never met before.

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