Miscellaneous: Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger....

By veggiegal - 13/02/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

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By Magaña.i.am - 16/04/2019 16:00

Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2021 04:01

Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML

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By mr_dinzaster - 30/05/2019 22:00

Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML

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By Toothy_Peg - 13/06/2009 15:13 - Australia

Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

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By empress gleskizor the third of glarkon - 18/04/2016 18:12 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I was eating an onion bagel and bit down on something hard. At first I thought was a really hard piece of onion. The "onion" turned out to be a tooth, and it wasn't one of mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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By Foufinator - 04/10/2009 19:33 - France

Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML

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It was yummy

By lilviss - 11/12/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML

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By Vegetarian - 14/03/2010 10:21 - Finland

Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML

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muchlovezoe 0

Monday 23 February 2009 23:06

you mean, it was SUPPOSED to be a veggie burger.

mishel 0

Friday 6 March 2009 14:40

#21: bones don't belong in burgers, period.

Comments

popcorncomics 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 8:05

Vegetarian or not, that would have been disgusting O.O

NoNameAtAll_fml 1

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:38

Vegetarians can burn in Hell

annierose13 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:55

Why do you care that someone is a vegetarian? it doesn't make them any less or more of a person. And it is our choice. I never thought I could be a vegetarian, and I too once thought they were insane, but here I am now, coming up on my 1 year anniversary.

TanyaKJC 9

Monday 25 July 2011 3:21

I agree. I've been vegetarian for 2 years, never thought I could do it and I watched shows like That's So Raven, I thought Chelsea was insane and weird

VelvetRain 6

Monday 25 July 2011 20:56

Apposed to meat eating murderers. Yeah, that will happen.

MrFunky 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:33

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Pixeh_fml 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 2:47

your point two is ridiculous. the cows you speak of are bred for dairy and meat. less meat eaters = less demand = less cattle = less meat I know that's a lot of math, but I'm sure an /intelligent/ person like yourself can figure it out...

Theoriginalloser 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 18:24

Okay #29, ever heard of something called supply and demand? And, yeah that's disgusting, vegetarian or not.

chere3249 0

Friday 12 June 2009 19:27

Vegetarians rule

sun_babe 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 18:40

Do you have like no life or something?! RETARD.

awillowcabin 0

Monday 22 June 2009 7:32

Who gives a shit if the OP's a vegetarian or not? Just because she's eating a veggie burger doesn't necessarily mean anything - some people just like veggie burgers because they think they're delicious. What's ****** up is there's a BONE in her burger; sweet Jesus that's horrible. FYL, definitely.

ashleylucky16 6

Thursday 18 August 2011 2:08

Amen.

corocoro 30

Wednesday 14 August 2013 12:56

The voice of reason in this mess of idiots. Well said.

v1knownaz_chris 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 9:24

tell you whats nice, a veggie pizza, mmmm hawt. but a chicken pizza is slightly nicer, just because i like chicken more than spicy veg

Anth194 3

Saturday 16 June 2012 20:13

I read spicy veg wrong

movies12 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 4:59

What's wrong with eating veggie burgers. I'm not a vegetarian but I love veggie burgers. Um... a bone in ur burger... that is gross... BIG TIME NASTY!!