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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By LaundryVictim - 15/06/2016 20:50

Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

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Kinda sus, dude

By Anonymous - 12/10/2021 11:00

Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:02

and you believed that?

BeeSkwaird 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:02

Riiiiiiiight

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nerdlover 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:39

YDI for being a prude.

spillproof 0

Friday 7 August 2009 6:32

And you believed him!? HAHAHA

YLS 0

Friday 7 August 2009 18:53

Well aren't you a barrel of sunshine. I hope you know how hideous you sound, using derogatory terms and being, in general, a bigoted asshole.

Roberto22 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 21:21

and i u actually believe that i feel bad for you

Suzukichicka 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 2:07

lol sometimes i worry about how gullible some girls can be.....i mean seriously.....

ChChCharlie 10

Wednesday 12 August 2009 19:31

Worst excuse ever!

TheChanel 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 0:52

He's lying, and if u believed him then ydi

Sardonix 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 19:23

wait till you see him in htem.. you know, you think you're open minded and that its not big deal.. then he wears them to bed.. :(

rawrtroy1 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 11:24

.......... yuh need help beleveinq dhat yuhr bf wearsz qirlsz underwear wuhd dhe fck? i dnt believe dhis story yuhr a bad ass lier smdh

Jameshaich 0

Friday 4 December 2009 15:45

*facepalm*

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Same thing different taste

Kinda sus, dude

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