By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I found a schedule in my dorm room that I share with three other guys. Looking at it closer I realized it was my schedule with notes written in all around it. My roommates have planned their entire days around mine so we won't have any interaction at all. I thought we got along great. FML
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jonnymohio 2

Take the high road. Don't say anything. Pretend you never saw the schedule. Ask for a room transfer. Move out and don't look back. And once you're out, never acknowledge their existence again.

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agm2010 0

I'm sure u would. u cone odd as desperate.(: and I mean that in the friendliest way possible rawr.

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agm2010 0

Come off** my mistake. :)

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ohthebloodygore 16

28, you come off as an idiot, and I mean that in the friendliest way possible.

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agm2010 0

bloodygore. u r a bitch. and so am I.:)

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ohthebloodygore 16

34, you're an idiot just for comparing us. I'm a bitch; you're an idiot.

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sourgirl101 28

And I'm "bloody" amused.(:

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agm2010 0

oh dear bloodybitch, u think ur so cute bc u think u got jokes. . its adorable. now run along and and see who else thinks ur cool for calling ppl 'idiots' (as if ur smart at all).

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ohthebloodygore 16

39, no. I don't think I'm cute in any way. I also don't believe I'm cool for saying, 'idiot'. You're making no sense. I don't have jokes. If I had jokes, I'd be laughing. I never said I'm smart, but you sure as hell are not.

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amauk10 3

You're extremely ugly, and I mean that in the least judgmental way. But god damn you got a dog face! lol.

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mrahhhhh 21

There's almost no problem in a regular person's life that a nice dinner won't fix. Invite your roomates to a nice place, talk with them, become friendly, make them trust you. Then order some pies for dessert and throw it at their faces Animaniacs style. Problem solved, you no longer have roomates! Completely foolproof! :)

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skateRface 0

Yeaa you thought wrong. Them being your room mates, pull a prank on them. Set them on fire. That'll make them like you.

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agm2010 0

actually. they are boyfriends and dnt want u to be a third wheel. they dnt want to do gay sex in front of u. I mean unless u want to join them.?(;

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amauk10 3

shut your horseface ass up!! lol.

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Asynja 4

I'm not sure if it was the poor grammar, lack of humor or overall offensive nature of your comment; but that, my dear, was a mess. ..and I mean that in the friendliest way possible... ;D

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Euphemism 0

27, you fail....Twice...... on same post....

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Judus_beej 0

this comment makes complete sense. she's from Texas.

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EllieB123 5

Heyyyy now, what's wrong with Texans!

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IneffableLullaby 13

Some people just don't know how they come off on others. Perhaps you need to take a step back and look at how you behave around them. If you seriously don't think there's anything wrong with you, maybe these roommates of yours are just assholes who don't deserve you as a friend.

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theonlysweetpea 10

I'm just going to take a shot in the dark here and assume they don't like you...

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Carbonite2010 0

no shit Sherlock :-p

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dubstep87 0

tell them to suck off

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hit4prez 0

I want that mask in your picture!!!!

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