By Sal - 09/02/2009 18:32 - United States

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Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML
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hernamewaslola 0

alright first of all, you all need to relax. Maybe he wasn't going through the trash, maybe the stupid ***** left it on top. second of all, dude that sucks!

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wafflemonger 0

You're right, sex toys don't cum. However, as the post above me pointed out, some sex toys need lube. And even if they don't, they still need to be cleaned thoroughly after each usage. A condom is a good way of keeping toys clean--I even know of a few adult websites that recommend this. Also, it's entirely possible she was using something that was not a sex toy for sexual purposes, and wanted to keep things clean down there. I wouldn't jump to the conclusion that she's cheating just because of the condom. But if you have other reasons to suspect foul play, then definitely try and find out what's going on.

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bobbinika 1

dang doesnt anybody read the comments that chick is a **** its good that your not returning her calls.. cut her out of your life

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xroflmaoxd 0

whys everyone think its going through her trash? i mean he could be just throwing something away and it happened to be on top everyones always jumping to conclusions and you dont ever see people taking the defensive side

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podrummer9209 0

Good call on searching, but why in the first place? Kinda... eh, i dunno. I just refuse to violate others' privacy, especially after how badly one girl did to me, so I find this quite literally impossible to fathom. But, at least you were right.

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YNasty 0

I agree with #36...get with all of her friends then her sister and/or mom

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twilightgirl21 0

she is a **** break up with her bust ask her whay that was there first.

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biancaosuna 0

U went through her trash?!? Okaaay...strange but whatever

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redbluegreen 40

I hate when the OP responds to an FML. It kinda ruins our ability to rant and say stupid shit. You should've mentioned there was semen in it though in the original FML and that you were taking out her trash. I hate cheaters though.

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0mg_fml 0

they dont cum but i never use a sex toy without a condom on it 1st of all you can never clean a sex toy 100% 2nd its easier to clean the lube off of it

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0mg_fml 0

but her the best thing is to confront her just say u saw the condom and ask her to explain :) cheer up

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