By maturity - 08/04/2013 00:30 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
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texashater75 16

Give it time and the swelling should go down. If not, try rubbing it with some lotion and tissues.

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mackdeezy 22

Try explaining that one to the doctor. YDI

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Comments

rawr_ily96 24

This.... This is just hilarious. You just made my night... My sleepless, terrifying night. I should not have listened to the Japanese Lavender Town music. :'(

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slooby_fml 25

Shut up about the Japanese lavender town music. That shit is fake anyway

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fightingkittens 39

Did you use the Mr. Clean erasers to get them off?

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NurseJonathan 9

Did that work for the painting on your face? Also it wasn't the actual pen that made the marks. It was the allergic reaction.

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fightingkittens 39

It was a reference to another FML, where OP drew penises on her wall with Mr. Clean erasers and then didn't come off in time for her guests to come over.

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Coyotay_Yelnats 4

Draw some vaginas on it to accommodate the penises

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Tempest559 12

Out of anything to draw you chose penises. My problems are nothing compared to yours.

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TheJester12 15

The saddest part is that is no alcohol Or unconscious unwilling participants involved in this fml.

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karpoi 11

Anyone who draws penises on ANYTHING, deserves it.

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