By maturity - 08/04/2013 00:30 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
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texashater75 16

Give it time and the swelling should go down. If not, try rubbing it with some lotion and tissues.

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mackdeezy 22

Try explaining that one to the doctor. YDI

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perdix 29

It's a miracle! You ought to go to a sleazy bar, and pick up three skanky girls to pleasure with the three large penises on your arm.

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ItsAnanya 25

Usually people would write their Names or draw some symbols yeah? Not...penises xD But oh well, being normal is too mainstream C: Go see the doctor OP and thanks for making me laugh :D

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born_hustla 26

What's with the penises?!

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Porcei 18

Aha! The allergic reaction isn't even the result of anything creative. You totally deserve it.

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homiwan 13

I have some bad news for you!

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jrugg15 5

So I'm guessing you really like dick?

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simplysarcastics 26

I cannot help but laugh at this silliness. Thats why our parents told us not to write on ourselves, say it with me, ink is for paper not skin! But op i knew it was invisible ink but why not a cool message instead of penises occupying your arm. Living in the moment i guess, hope that mess clears up soon op.

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Kitten_Calderon 14

Why would you even draw penises on your arm, out of all things to draw? YDI

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Special glasses, like the kind in Hollow Man.

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