By maturity - 08/04/2013 00:30 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
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texashater75 16

Give it time and the swelling should go down. If not, try rubbing it with some lotion and tissues.

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mackdeezy 22

Try explaining that one to the doctor. YDI

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tylermt1999 17

Thank you. This just made my day

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nanner42 13

Of all the things to draw, you draw a penis?

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

How old are you? Twelve? Bet you still think farts are hilarious too.

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pedinhuh 23

Your username really doesn't fit you.

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RedPillSucks 31

This would be so much funnier if you were a woman, or you drew on your face.

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ForeverAloneGal 23

Why are penises the go to things to draw these days?

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NurseJonathan 9

To quote a man named Victor who spoke to a man named Mark who liked to draw penises. "Maybe you're so good at drawing them that you like them." He did it in less than three seconds. I kid you not.

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kabza 13

the fact that you drew envisible penises makes it worse. hope its totally awkward for you!

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virgochick_922 6

Of all the things you could've drawn on your arm, you drew penises? That should say something

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somebody77722 3

That's a cool story to tell people though. Embrace your silly self!

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