By maturity - 08/04/2013 00:30 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
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texashater75 16

Give it time and the swelling should go down. If not, try rubbing it with some lotion and tissues.

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mackdeezy 22

Try explaining that one to the doctor. YDI

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Sonotsuave 35

It's time to page Dr. ******. Get the Hangover reference?? i iz funnayyy

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ohSNAPyall 26

Put some cortisone on that shit before it scars! Unless you change your mind about giant penis tats.

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BIGxJOSH 5

Why doodle penis'

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webstalkers 6

Yes... We've all been there right?!? Hmm I'm thinking no on this one dewd.

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fml0505 22

You're supposed to draw dicks on OTHER peoples arms when you're in high school.

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RKD 23

Tell everybody you got trashed this weekend and your buddies did it while you were passed out!

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rahrah27 10

for some reason when I saw you were from Australia it all fell into place :P (I'm from there too - not hating. "Straya").

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you_failed 15

Sounds like something that would happen to "bad luck Brian".

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