Miscellaneous: Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML - FML

By jocksblow - 14/11/2011 13:23 - United States

Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By ohEw - 09/11/2017 10:00 - United States - Pasadena

Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML

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By commando - 27/09/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML

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By rob - 23/11/2008 10:59 - France

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

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By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By ydahs - 08/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

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It's called fashion Susan, look it up

By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 23:01

Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 22:00

Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML

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John Tucker would've known what to do.

By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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lborgens 0

Monday 14 November 2011 18:56

And this one time.... At band camp...

perdix 29

Monday 14 November 2011 18:52

So that's what you've been blowing for months.

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shnipe 4

Tuesday 15 November 2011 7:33

What's that??

death_dolphin24 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 9:06

Five bucks the guy who owns the jock strap is named Chad.

fentron 3

Tuesday 15 November 2011 9:22

Kinky..

wriptidez 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 11:54

vthe music stote can probably sterilize the tuba ask

Anglaise 13

Tuesday 15 November 2011 15:10

"This one time, at band camp..."

blizzard666 5

Tuesday 15 November 2011 17:41

genius :D

bev13erly45 1

Tuesday 15 November 2011 16:19

Nerd

Petunia888 13

Tuesday 15 November 2011 19:18

Good thing you found it before taking it to the shop to be flushed, as opposed to letting the technician find it. We've found ****** stuffed in those things before. Always makes you wonder...

fmlismynewspaper 7

Tuesday 15 November 2011 23:37

Thats what u get for being a fag who plays the tuba. U and ur friends gonna pop pimples l8r?

Britter903 6

Wednesday 16 November 2011 3:55

Naaaaasty!!!!!

UnicornPoop97 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 4:25

YUMMY.

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