Miscellaneous: Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML - FML

By jocksblow - 14/11/2011 13:23 - United States

Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By ohEw - 09/11/2017 10:00 - United States - Pasadena

Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML

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By commando - 27/09/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML

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By rob - 23/11/2008 10:59 - France

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

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By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By ydahs - 08/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

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It's called fashion Susan, look it up

By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 23:01

Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 22:00

Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML

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John Tucker would've known what to do.

By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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lborgens 0

Monday 14 November 2011 18:56

And this one time.... At band camp...

perdix 29

Monday 14 November 2011 18:52

So that's what you've been blowing for months.

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chocoloco_222 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 0:05

Geee now I wonder who could have done that???

champloo_fml 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 0:30

Now I am scared to look inside my tuba, thanks

dancinwookie 21

Tuesday 15 November 2011 0:40

You band geeks are kinky little *******....

hobojo69 23

Tuesday 15 November 2011 0:51

I thats where I put that

hannahmorgan06 7

Tuesday 15 November 2011 1:00

what happens in your tuba, stays in your tuba.

GFC23 6

Tuesday 15 November 2011 1:03

Tuba is legit! I actually have a concert in about an hour where I play the tuba. Don't let the person bug you, he's probably just jealous bc he can't play it

amberlysue 3

Tuesday 15 November 2011 2:12

Listen, I think in EVERY band, the tuba gets crazy shit thrown in it. It's just good, old-fashioned fun.

HomeAl0ne 20

Tuesday 15 November 2011 1:16

Cool, now help me find my grandpa's colostomy bag.

Khalifa89 1

Tuesday 15 November 2011 1:41

Does it smell like spit or shit? Lmao

philly2 4

Tuesday 15 November 2011 1:42

Your a Lucky duck.

Khalifa89 1

Tuesday 15 November 2011 2:01

You gotta have nuts and the air to play the tuba! In the case you had both ;D

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Today, my daughter found a hair baked into the crust of her pizza. Grossed out, she put it down the garbage disposal, but I told her to dig it out so we could get a refund. After dinner, she came looking for the saved pizza crust. I was baffled about where it was until I realized I'd eaten it. FML

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Today, I tried to hint to my husband that we needed a new washing machine. I mentioned that we got our current one way back on our wedding day. He replied, "Yeah, and I got you too." FML

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Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a customer spilled her drink all over the counter. After I cleaned up her spill and remade the drink (for free), she exclaimed, "Thanks! I should really tip you!" Then she turned around, walked directly past the tip jar, and left the store. FML

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Today, I set my car's speed to 125km/h to pass the speed camera announced by a road sign. Sure of myself, for a laugh I flipped the bird as I went by. When the flash went off, I realised that the speed limit was 110 km/h, not the usual 130 km/h. FML

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