By mylifeisahell - 18/02/2010 15:01 - Norway

Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I said I'd **** you, And it is still true. Nahhh, that was never going to get you laid mate. ;)

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sarcdude 3

I'll take the negative response first and the positive response last. 1. If you're constantly stalking her or something after she's said no, then YDI-though admittedly she overdid it with the garbage, that was just douchey. 2. Aw, that sucks. Sorry she don't feel the same for you and was that much of a douche to you. Try not to send love poems to any girls any more and move on. PS: Or if the poem was anything like what #3 said, then you'd wholly deserve it :P

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amatayo 0

wowzer bowzer that was an odd response. so what exactly did you say. "I see us holding hands so close we can't even let love in. While we grow hotter then yesterday at 3:45 when you opened your oven." "I think only about you yes, yes even now. And one day I be close to you yes close to you as your lime green towl."

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maskedman 9

this is good buddy. I like the attention to detail.

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vincespektor 0

write her another "roses are red, violets are blue **** you *****." ;)

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shiritt 0

wow, I'm enthralled by your poetic skills!

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sidvoltaire 0

Stay persistent. You'll be bangin her by the end of the week. Just be like "bitch cook me steak."

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FMLopinion 0

Sounds like a bitch who doesn't deserve you. That type of reaction was uncalled for, and she could have simply said "no" instead of putting trash in your mailbox.

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jt7893 0

what a bitch huh well you can either say **** her and **** her best friend or let it go either way

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esh_4 0

wait... you took the time, and dug through the garbage and looked at every piece until you found a note? i would've just thought of it as a prank from some bastard kids and scooped it into a bag.

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LTMcleod 0

she's a bitch, I'm sick of respecting women, being romantic, and the girl laughs. Then she goes out with a HUGE dick, and cries when he cheats on her. then they post fmls about why good guys are non-existent. **** her bro.

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corme_fml 0

#39... I agree with your statement and wish to join your cause. Do you have a newsletter or something :P Seriously, gone on a handful of dates lately with girls "looking for Mr.Right" or "a gentleman" or whatever. They ask for home made dinner and wine... or opening doors and flowers... then are put off or nervous as hell when they get it. Women like that need to just accept that they WANT an asshole or a one night stand and stop wasting our time.

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iSwag 0

I agree with #39...and #49

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I_lost_the_game 25

Yeah 39, I agree. But we don't know of OP was a good guy: he may be a dick, or that creep that everyone has. But if OP was the good guy, then this is a definite FHL

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indianabummer 0

YDI love poems from guys are creepy, never romantic, especially if you send it to her and not do it face to face. Next time have some spine and ask her out to her face?

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FUDGELOVESME 0

ooooo you got burned jk you shouldn't want to be with a girl that puts garbage in your mailbox it's ok

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