YDI for thinking poems win hearts. Poems are what people who already have a girl do to make them forgive us or fall deeper. You've to already be in for that to matter. FTB and find someone better suited to you. (FTB means.... well the middle word is "that" and the other 2 aren't polite words to say.)

Diamonds!! That'll shut her up....should'a got her diamonds...

move on, out of the state... lol

THAT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FYI - It is a federal offense to place anything into someone's mailbox unless you are a postal employee, and even then it must bear postage. I'm assuming the girl is not a postal employee, and that the garbage was devoid of postage?

"Dearest (girl's name), I can't help to feel this way that I do. The times that I spend staring at you. When you sleep, through your window I sneak. To stare some more and maybe get a peak. I'll always love you because you're a hotty. And when you die I'll preserve your body. Love, stalkerman. Sound familiar op?

well, there are people who like to search trough people's trash, she only made it easier. maybe she loves you, but you look like a hobo, so she only wanted to give you a gift you like! see, it isn't so bad as it seems.

that was extreme, she sounds like a bitch.

You didn't copy that E-A-T S-H-I-T poem I wrote yesterday with the calligraphy and all that? That was a joke. Even though, it was a magnificent poem, if I do say so myself, it was designed so the reader would see that the initial letters of each line urged the reader to dine on feces, which is diametrically opposite of the intent of the text.

YDI for stalking