Love: Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home...

By Camm. - 15/01/2009 23:32 - United States

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 450

You deserved it 2 019

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Troll level 3000

By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 914

You deserved it 145

Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 722

You deserved it 15 862

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 496

You deserved it 79 846

Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 652

You deserved it 2 504

By Queensland - 18/10/2014 07:20 - Australia

Today, I woke up to find "Fuck you, Harry" painted on my car. Harry's my neighbour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 107

You deserved it 2 579

By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 280

You deserved it 76 748

By Dansonn - 17/03/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 200 811

You deserved it 10 625

How dare you?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 20:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 393

You deserved it 2 597

By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 271

You deserved it 7 233

Who did you piss off?

By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 529

You deserved it 2 613

BlueEyesBlondeHa 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 3:57

My name is Hannah! (but it wasn't me)

maiden_girl 5

Sunday 15 February 2009 13:32

Wow. I'm guessing you have no idea who Hannah is... it was probably a woman that did it... revenge for a best friend...

Comments

Reach2010 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:18

Damn... That sucks nuts

Notaneyo 0

Monday 8 June 2009 3:19

Hannah Montana?!

wickliffe 0

Friday 3 July 2009 1:21

haha, so true!! a lot of posts are like that. where there is no way they deserved it, but yet, people still say so..

wickliffe 0

Friday 3 July 2009 1:23

no, because women tend to do stuff like that for a hurt friend. sexist!

VelvetRose 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 23:47

I'm Hannah, you must now apologize =P

kindofgocrazy 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 8:27

377 now.

justmyluck11 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:58

sure you weren't drunk last night?? lol

railfan_fml 0

Friday 4 September 2009 8:21

HE DIDNT SEE THE GUY THAT DID IT, YOU MORON. HOW WOULD HE KNOW THE PLATE NUMBERS?

BlondeRetro 0

Monday 2 May 2011 13:09

license plates? if you mean the opening comment about.. "thats what you get for not being able to memorize license plates.." well, I figure they meant the person who vandalized your car stuffed up with recalling the correct license plate. Because they're a forgetful idiot the OP had their car Fu@ked up by mistake