By kenbez123 - 14/08/2013 07:55 - Malta - Santa Venera

Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML
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kenbez123 10

The neighbour in question was male. No he was not naked (thank god). When he noticed me he just ran off back to his house.

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WCARlover 34

Might want to assist them in getting checked for dementia or something

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TheDrifter 23

Turn the hose on her, it'll look like she's a geriatric mud wrestler. Plus, thick garden mud will hide the wrinkles.

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123man 11

Throw a leash on him and see if he'll consent to a walk around the neighborhood. Hell, if you gotta live around freaks, you might as well enjoy the experience!

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HeartOfLead 24

Well, when you live next to a master of hypnosis, things tend to get "interesting"...

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TheDrifter 23

Well, op's garden is cheaper than dog food and high in fiber. The ultimate senior saver meal plan.

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HeartOfLead 24

Tell her to quit horsing around, crazy neigh-bors these days...

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SamanthaNGoree 10

We're you nice enough to let them finish their meal?

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Bevspeaks 11

She was pretending to be a horse maybe? no? Okay I'll just go into the Corner of Death to die now.

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LithFlavored 10

Sucks getting old. You should help him/her to stop doing that. Flowers are replaceable

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LithFlavored 10

That's kind of demeaning no?

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