Miscellaneous: Today, I found my "lost" bicycle in my best friend's garage.... - FML

By jwhizzle - 20/10/2011 11:51 - Australia

Today, I found my "lost" bicycle in my best friend's garage. I've been having to catch two buses to get to work for the past few months. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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By Blue_Heart - 05/09/2015 18:47 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

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By walkingisfun - 02/07/2017 20:00

Today, the university bike permit that I'd ordered half a year ago finally arrived. Unfortunately, my bike was stolen months ago. FML

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By Zyopy - 18/12/2015 08:33 - Australia - Hampton

Today, I didn't secure my friend's wheelchair well enough to my car roof before giving him a ride. It flew off mid-drive and we still haven't found it. FML

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By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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By double trouble - 04/05/2015 04:04

Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML

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By i love stupid people - 14/07/2019 06:30

Today, I went on a 50 km bike ride with a friend. We stopped for a break halfway through, and locked our bikes up. When we returned, some guy had locked his bike to mine. We had to wait an hour for him to return. FML

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By Carrie P - 14/08/2024 20:00 - France - Lambesc

Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML

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By shield1123 - 29/09/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML

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Awahso 25

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:03

Well, now you "found" it.

kaka123abc 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 16:03

Well what a nice friend you have

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Arch27 27

Wednesday 13 February 2013 17:05

When I was a kid (in the 80s), I got a really great, new, trendy BMX bike. It was eventually stolen from the side of our house in the suburbs, where it was chained to the fence. It was a few years later when I discovered my rather unique rims with the exact custom tires were residing in a neighbor's garage. When I confronted them about it, they acted like they had no idea what I was talking about.

KBurns207 17

Saturday 15 June 2013 5:57

If you haven't already, kick that sorry excuse for a "friend"'s ass.

Myra_J_R 13

Saturday 2 November 2013 15:47

Maybe you accidentally left it there or your best friend found it and forgot to give it back? I'm trying to think of the best possible scenario.

doglover100 28

Monday 11 November 2013 2:06

Take his bike.

Whitetommy 8

Monday 26 May 2014 4:43

same thing happened to me and my friend's excuse is "I don't know why, it just gone for no reason, somehow". He's girlfriend also said so.

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