Miscellaneous: Today, I found myself wondering if my sister's jaw makes the... - FML

By Goth_Hawk - 13/01/2015 08:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found myself wondering if my sister's jaw makes the same clicking sound when she's giving head as it does when she's eating food. FML

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Goth_Hawk 28

Tuesday 13 January 2015 18:18

I'm OP, she does have a jaw issue, and the doctors have said they would have to break her jaw to fix it. I thought about it because it was 3am and the thought of her chewing came to mind as I was reading some of the dirtier submissions on FML. It was so jarring that I had to post it.

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dramaelf 37

Tuesday 13 January 2015 17:11

Well if she's chewing on the guy's penis she's doing it wrong...

Karenezzy 20

Tuesday 13 January 2015 17:11

Why would you even think of that?

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sam882 28

Wednesday 14 January 2015 3:32

That's not tap dancing you're hearing in the middle of the night..

CLT_420 13

Wednesday 14 January 2015 3:38

Yous weird ....

pantherpride63 11

Wednesday 14 January 2015 4:15

Incest is a sin

Lambofan217 8

Wednesday 14 January 2015 4:55

Oh I hate that clicking noise of the jaw. I used to have it til I got it fixed with a retainer. For those of you who don't know what it is, it is possible that she had a form of TMJ which is basically a misalignment of the jaw.

doubleofuck 20

Wednesday 14 January 2015 6:01

Perhaps try thinking of some more pleasant things at 3am at night

confushon 12

Sunday 18 January 2015 12:03

Getting head is pretty pleasant. :)

Vivi99 12

Wednesday 14 January 2015 6:17

Why would you wonder that that's creepy.

vrax 14

Wednesday 14 January 2015 6:25

10/10 most disturbing thing I've read yet

Zappaz 32

Wednesday 14 January 2015 13:28

Find out

anthony89_fml 12

Wednesday 14 January 2015 13:41

I'ma just sit here and smoke this joint ?

MrCantgetright 4

Wednesday 14 January 2015 14:33

only one way to be sure

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