Miscellaneous: Today, I found myself wondering if my sister's jaw makes the... - FML

By Goth_Hawk - 13/01/2015 08:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found myself wondering if my sister's jaw makes the same clicking sound when she's giving head as it does when she's eating food. FML

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Goth_Hawk 28

Tuesday 13 January 2015 18:18

I'm OP, she does have a jaw issue, and the doctors have said they would have to break her jaw to fix it. I thought about it because it was 3am and the thought of her chewing came to mind as I was reading some of the dirtier submissions on FML. It was so jarring that I had to post it.

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dramaelf 37

Tuesday 13 January 2015 17:11

Well if she's chewing on the guy's penis she's doing it wrong...

Karenezzy 20

Tuesday 13 January 2015 17:11

Why would you even think of that?

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sullivankeara 25

Tuesday 13 January 2015 19:39

It probably does.

Erebus_Terror 12

Tuesday 13 January 2015 19:42

There's only one way to find out.

Mysterious_one 26

Tuesday 13 January 2015 19:46

kill that idea right away before it's too late

iSaidPluh 2

Tuesday 13 January 2015 19:55

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iRambo 12

Tuesday 13 January 2015 20:00

You guys had hotdogs for dinner?

hsbzjsnsos 12

Tuesday 13 January 2015 20:03

how do you know what sound you sisters jaw makes when giving head?

Johnnycake23 42

Wednesday 14 January 2015 19:39

She puts you on speakerphone! Ba dum tss!

AnJ0517 12

Thursday 15 January 2015 6:14

That's exactly why OP said they found their self "wondering" ... You don't wonder about something you already know.

Badkarma4u 17

Tuesday 13 January 2015 20:08

Ask her. Problem solved. .

sdroze1389 31

Tuesday 13 January 2015 20:29

beautiful in its simplicity

viper8608 9

Tuesday 13 January 2015 20:17

Only one way to find out

ImagineCrazy 27

Tuesday 13 January 2015 21:17

So they approve this, but not my FML... O_o

aishanp 8

Tuesday 13 January 2015 21:59

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