By Username - 21/08/2011 09:59 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
I agree, your life sucks 64 932
You deserved it 7 928

Same thing different taste

Top comments

bryyxoo 0

Real vaginas are better than fake boobs

IndiRae 9

I disagree. Most people who go to the gynecologist have 'issues'. What gynecologist can honestly say that they're glad to go to work to examine a bunch of strangers vaginas, examinations that usually start with "It started itching" "There's this weird bump" or even "No I didn't catch his name".

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gross sounds harsh :S sorry for you, OP.

well ik this is dumb but what is a blue waffle?

That's what I'm wondering. Not sure if I want to know.

captain2obvious 18

Do not look it up. Trust me on this dude.

Curiosity killed me. I'm dead. I just choked on my vomit.

duckman9 55

you're sure you want to know? Its a waffle, and its blue. Lets not get into details, coz it gets really ugly, really fast. Lets just say it involves a vajayjay and the color blue.

Your boyfriend must be a true brofessional if he has a PhD in poontangology.

Mokiikom_fml 8

@ #112: Grown men are capable of controlling themselves to the extent of not going "ewwwww mommmy, that's like, like, totaaaallly grossss". Not saying he said it like that, but it's just to show how childish his comment sounds. Believe me, a grown man is perfectly capable of not blurting out "gross!!" when looking at their girlfriend's anatomy. He might not have been able of controlling a fleeting look of shock on his face if it was truly surprising, but anyone with a brain inside their head can control themselves to the extent of not blurting out "gross!!" If he had some serious handicap making him unable to understand the meaning of his words and how people will feel if he says that, he would have an excuse, but the man is a medical doctor. He has NO excuse. If he said her ****** was gross, he was out to purposefully and deliberately hurt her.

Mokiikom_fml 8

@ #110: For some reason my comment in reply to #112 is showing up here instead. I posted it to @112, but the site seems to be messing up at the moment.

Actually, I think he's just making fun of her pussy.

You're supposed to start getting your well-woman exams once a year once you start your menstrual cycle. I usually go to an ob-gyn office for my check ups but I usually see either pregnant women in the lobby or women going to see the nurse practitioner for check ups. I doubt that the majority of people that a gyno sees on a day to day basis are there for problems... unless it's a clinic of some sort

joa76 3

376--This is the second time I've read that on here. There are 3 possibilities. 1. It's the same person. I don't feel like looking. 2. You're not from the US and that's what they recommend where you live. 3. You have incorrect information. In the US, the recommendations were that you start going to a gynecologist when you turn 18 or become sexually active. This was changed a couple years ago, and now it's when you turn 21 or within 3 years of becoming sexually active. It has nothing to do with when you get your period, at all.

well, besides your funny-looking ******, free pap smears for you.

I don't know why most guys consider that job to be the best job ever. I'm straight, but really? Lookin at vaginas all day? Not exciting at all.

Wow smh that's what every girl is dying to hear on her first time -_-

welll most people go to gyno cuz there's some kind of problem.. so why would you wana look at nasty vaginas all day?.. beats me..

It couldn't be that bad if he still stuck his dick in it.